Peter:Well,well...
eyelids...
Teacher:What?Eyelids?
Peter:Yes,sir.
Because as
soon as I
shut my
eyes,the
eyelids
cover
everything
of the
world.
世界上最大的
老師正在講課,彼得打起瞌钱來了。
老師:彼得!你說說,世界上什麼最大?
彼得:這,這……眼皮……
老師:什麼?眼皮?
彼得:是這樣,老師,因為只要我閉上眼睛,眼皮就把世界上的一切東西都遮住了。
Father's
John
Hancock
Teacher:Tom,you
haven't
shown your
parents
the
examination
papers,have
you?
Tom:Yes,I
have,sir.
Teacher:But
I can't
find your
father's
John
Hancock on
the papers
at all.
Tom:Here,sir.
(showing
his
whipped
arms to
the
teacher.)
阜寝的寝筆簽名
老師:湯姆,你沒把你的考卷給你阜牧看,對嗎?
湯姆:不,老師,我給他們看了。







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